sick of whateverBooks: I hate Apple (and Steve Jobs)

For a very long time, I never even had the chance to use a Macintosh computer. When I finally did I didn't understand why people liked it - it was the same crap with a different finish on it and a slightly different layout so it just took me a while to warm up to it.

Myth: Macs have less problems and run smoother than alternatives

In my personal experience, I have had no more or less problems with a Windows PC than an Apple machine. The bottom line is that they both are running proprietary, closed OSes. If you really have an intense problem, you probably won't get it fixed. I have found that the various Mac OSes are no more stable than Windows, and certainly less stable than a reputable Linux distribution (when I have a good setup going of course). This is despite the fact that they are built on top of a UNIX-like base. When I have attempted to use a Macintosh computer for any heavy-duty computer work such as 3D graphics, real-time audio, or film editing, I have experienced just as many problems as on a similar PC workstation. I also have a friend that frequently uses his very nice and expensive Mac computer for audio recording, sound synthesis, and film scoring, and I hear from him quite consistently about problems he experiences attempting to use his equipment for his serious computing needs.

steve jobs focusing all his energies upon generating his reality distortion field while prostituting the iphone
Steve Jobs focuses upon generating his Reality Distortion Field whilst prostituting the iPhone


One edge that Macintosh computers have is that the OS does not have as many virus, spyware, and adware programs written for it. This is in part due to Apple's tight control over the software environment. Third-party applications are the death of stability for a machine, and one thing people love to do is have all their little bells and whistles. Apple discourages such third-party proliferation by attempting to provide the basic user with a variety of programs that are simple and intuitive to use so they will be discouraged from exploring alternatives - a self contained software economy. The honeymoon is over though; extensive third-party application libraries are a necessary evil, and I believe the number of viruses and spyware written for Macintosh computers is increasing dramatically (obviously in tandem with increasing market share).

Apple rapes you for every last cent

Apple also tightly controls the hardware environment for their machines. In large part, they do this to increase their profit margins, although it does provide minimal benefit to the end user in that they are unlikely to purchase hardware or peripherals for their machine that are incompatible. Upgrade parts and peripherals from the Apple store are easily twice the price I would pay for the same part off Newegg for my home-built PC. Even if you can stick non-kosher replacement parts into your machine or find ways to make shady peripherals from Indonesian manufacturers work, you still have to deal with the fact that all the hardware inside was marked-up massively when you bought it.

Approximately the same high-performance tower and monitor combo that I bought in June 2007 for about $2100 would cost you $3500 direct from Apple as of this writing. $1400 markup from the thieves at Apple. I can buy a sweet laptop with the difference! I think part of this is promoted by cognitive dissonance on the part of Apple buyers; they paid such an outlandish and unreasonable price for something that they force themselves to believe that it was justified.

I was reading an article in the New York Times today that addressed this issue of perceived value; it just happened to be an article about wildly expensive kitchens as opposed to horribly over-priced computers. From the article:

Tellingly, the high cost of certain products, as Mr. Pedraza of the Luxury Institute pointed out, might boost sales. Mr. Pedraza cited a recent study by researchers at the Stanford University Graduate School of Business and the California Institute of Technology which mapped the brains of volunteers as they drank red wine. Though the wine offered was the same cheap plonk ($5 a bottle), the pleasure receptors of the brains of the study group lit up more when the subjects were told the price was $45. “Knowing you are able to pay for the best is a very special thing, and it gives you real endorphins,” he said.

In my brief glance over at the Apple online store, it seems like possibly the most egregious boundary-trouncing comes in the form of RAM; a ram upgrade that could easily cost me less than $200 to do to my PC (add 2 gigabytes - probably more like $150 for really nice RAM) would raise the price on that $3500 machine to $4000!! I don't understand how they get off charging $500 for goddamn 2 gigs of presumably 'Apple-certified' RAM, even if it's the latest and greatest speed-demon RAM. That's pure obscenity.

Macs suck for games

Very importantly for me, Apple machines suck for games; poor hardware and no one develops for the platform. I can play way more games with Linux than I could ever play on a Mac. I assume this could conceivably change as Apple increase market share, but it's going to take a while.

Oh yeah, as far as I'm concerned, Windows Vista doesn't exist. When XP becomes obsolete, I'll probably just switch to Linux full-time.

But Macs are just so easy to use!

Hogwash. No more or less complicated than a PC, and an interface is exactly that - an interface. If you want, you can skin up your Linux or Windows machine to look and behave exactly like a Macintosh; it's not until you start digging inside the bowels of the system that you'd even notice the difference.

It's packaged nicely to be sure, but is it worth a 60% mark-up over the general computer market? And if you're looking for cool and useful desktop effects, you'll find them all and more in Linux-land. Hell, you can even find them in Vista-land, although I wouldn't wish that fate on anyone.

Oh yeah, I said I hate Steve Jobs too

The reason I hate Jobs is because of an incident that happened in the past between him and Wozniak before they founded Apple. Long story short is that Jobs exploited Wozniak's engineering skills and then proceeded to under-compensate him and not let him know about it. That pretty much defined the character of their partnership from then on, but Woz never found out he was bilked in an underhanded manner on this one tiny project until 12 years later.

Finally, buying a Mac makes you their slave

Have fun with the artificially closed software/hardware eco-system you're about to buy into. I would even go so far as to say that Apple is enacting the technological version of Nazi Germany's economic policy: namely an autarky.

Oh yea, and don't tell me Macs are better for media or some crap like that.

A computer is a computer is a computer, and an Apple is just an overpriced one. Also, you can still have a 'authentic Mac experience' without paying an arm and a leg. Simply click on this handy link to a Google search to begin your journey. However, you will not get all the snazzy snazzy Aqua goodness. So Aqua and a warranty would cost me over the life the machine far more than $1400. No thanks.

Of course, most people just like how their laptops look and feel and that's why they buy them. Who am I to tell idiots how to spend their money? My computer is a tool, not some silly toy that's supposed to match my outfit. Am I to conclude that Mac worshipers are no better than LAN party geeks with neon lights inside their computer cases? Is buying into the Mac ethos any different? It's at the root of human nature; tribal relationships that are built upon and reinforced by symbols. Apple is in the business of getting you to pay a premium for those symbols of group membership. people that buy Macs are no different than those that buy silly computer cases with neon lights

My case in point: Why White People Like Apple Products

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I'm certainly not alone.

Yeah, it's PC World (ecch), but they have some good dirt. Key takeaways: Apple doesn't always have great design, and frequently does not respond to their market.

A revealing mixed perspective. However, I think we can all clearly see what's wrong with the following statement: "Maybe someone should just make a sticker that says "but I run linux on it" that would fit on Apple PowerBooks."

Typical Mac experience right here. Building up a bias sometimes just depends on how (un)lucky you are as this could easily . I have no bias; I know to keep my personal disgust with Steve Jobs, the hideous consumer mentality surrounding Apple, and my distaste of their company practices apart from the logical necessity of high value technology purchases. I would buy a Mac computer if it was reasonably priced and fulfilled my computing needs. Similar to the misguided fellow quoted above, I could always just run Linux or even Windows on it if I don't like the Mac OS.

"Even Apple will be hated one day."
From the article:

Does anyone honestly believe that Steve Jobs and Apple will always be the beacon of hope and affection going forward? If so, that person is either a ridiculously misguided Apple zealot or someone who simply doesn't know how this industry works. . . If nothing else, Apple has shown us all that it will do everything it can to solidify its position as a leader in the industry even if that means it continues its questionable practice of locking down its software and services on its own device. And eventually, that will come back to bite it.

"Fear and loathing is Not a Great Brand Image" - hatred and fear from one of their own loyal users.

More distrust and fear from within the ranks of the converted - does Apple live up to its brand promise?

and don't even get me started on Microsoft

So, if anyone wants to buy me an iPhone (make sure it supports 3G first) or tricked out whateverBook, I'm down with that. Just don't expect me to pay for it. Oh, sorry I mentioned the iPhone and and its $200 haircut.

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Dude, I am not even going to take on your rant - just one point that I would make no matter who you are ranting about. Unless you are Jesus Christ Himself, I seriously doubt that freakin' thirty years ago you didn't do something pretty slimy that people would want to spit at. Bringing up something from three decades ago as a reason you hate someone is petty and retarded. It is like caring if Clinton smoke pot thirty years ago. Who gives a crap.

Are you claiming that when you were really young you didn't do anything despicable? I doubt it. So, are the saying goes, he who is without sin can cast the first stone. I am sure you are glad there is an expiration date on past evils when it comes to yourself. Don't be a hypocrite when it comes to others.

I changed my mind on one thing - I will say one thing about your rant. It is one thing to go on and on about a product you love, but seriously, there is something icky about being so obsessed about something you hate. Get a hobby.

And your "captcha" image verifier sucks.

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I don't really hate Apple that much, no more than any other obnoxious peddler of over-priced hardware with little or no value-add that somehow inspires intense devotion. It's certainly not the hardware that costs so much, or the cheap white plastic they surround it with, so what are you paying for? Kool-aid? I can mix my own, thanks.

as far as Steve Jobs:

Don't you get it? Just because that happened a few decades ago doesn't mean he's changed at all, just like all the shady things I've done in the past DO reflect on me and the person I am today. The bottom line is that Steve Jobs will always do whats best for Steve Jobs, it's just now he has enough money that he doesn't have to go around stealing it from his 'colleagues' wallets. There may be a statute of limitations for various crimes, but there's no expiration date on the stink that will follow you around for consistently being unethical and manipulative. The term 'reality distortion field' does not have positive connotations.

And your "captcha" image verifier sucks.

You do realize this is an out-of-the-box Drupal install right? Excuse me for not writing my own CAPTCHA module that's up to your demanding specifications. I'll go cry myself to sleep now.

someone peed in your cereal eh?

Wow, you are one hostile human being. Have fun with that.

And Captain Obvious, I am well aware that Captcha is an out of box add-on. And it sucks. Just thought you might like to know. You might want to try another one, the images are horrible on this one.

Go know and return to your red-tinted glasses. And have your blood pressure checked. I won't likely be bet - debates are fun, jesting is fun, but your downright nastiness is vile. I feel sorry for you, not only because you don't use a superior operating system on your computer, but because you aren't using one for your attitude.

Toodles.

I don't have an iPhone, but

I don't have an iPhone, but it sure works better than my ^(*&)%&^%& Windows Mobile shitte (from playing with other people's iPhones). Will Google Android be good? Will it have a high res touch screen?
Your captcha sucks.

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windows mobile makes me gag